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    <title>My Master's Secret Mission by David Hines (I Dream of Jeannie, Jeannie, Nelson, Healey, Bellows, G, 4,283 words)</title>
    <dc:date>2012-01-05T22:14:42+00:00</dc:date>
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    <dc:creator>oxoniensis</dc:creator><description><![CDATA[I am THE LUCKIEST GENIE IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD!

My Master has given me a DIARY! He says that now I can write down things that happened, so I will be able to remember them!

I said, but Master, my memory is perfect, genies always remember everything! and my Master said, what about the time Major Healey and I thought your sister might be impersonating you, and we asked you what we had done just the night before, and you didn't remember? and I shrugged, and then he said, and what about all the times I told you to stay home, and you didn't remember I said that? and I shrugged, and then he said, and what about all the times I told you to not use your powers because that only Makes Things Worse, and you didn't remember I said THAT? and I said, but Master, if genies were predictable, we would not be genies! and Major Healey said, ain't that the truth.

I am SO GLAD that Major Healey understands me.]]></description>
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