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    <dc:creator>Remy</dc:creator><description><![CDATA['Swanson looked around at the same things and said, "This is training girls at a very young age to blow $100,000 on their wedding." Then we laughed the stifled laugh of two grown men eating at a doll store.']]></description>
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</item>
<item rdf:about="http://4myduke.com/">
    <title>Myduke</title>
    <dc:date>2006-02-08T18:33:54+00:00</dc:date>
    <link>http://4myduke.com/</link>
    <dc:creator>Remy</dc:creator><description><![CDATA[The mother of all children's books.]]></description>
<dc:subject>absurd books children crackpot</dc:subject>
<dc:identifier>https://pinboard.in/u:Remy/b:f1660293fbf3/</dc:identifier>
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</item>
<item rdf:about="http://www.capitolhillblue.com/artman/publish/article_7779.shtml">
    <title>Capitol Hill Blue: Bush on the Constitution: 'It's just a goddamned piece of paper'</title>
    <dc:date>2005-12-10T14:15:06+00:00</dc:date>
    <link>http://www.capitolhillblue.com/artman/publish/article_7779.shtml</link>
    <dc:creator>Remy</dc:creator><description><![CDATA["I’ve talked to three people present for the meeting that day and they all confirm that the President of the United States called the Constitution 'a goddamned piece of paper.'"]]></description>
<dc:subject>bush news politics absurd</dc:subject>
<dc:identifier>https://pinboard.in/u:Remy/b:192dbcb6b008/</dc:identifier>
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	<rdf:li rdf:resource="https://pinboard.in/u:Remy/t:politics"/>
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</item>
<item rdf:about="http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20051111/tv_nm/shows_dc">
    <title>Networks cancel '7th Heaven,' 'Arrested' - Yahoo! News</title>
    <dc:date>2005-11-11T18:46:41+00:00</dc:date>
    <link>http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20051111/tv_nm/shows_dc</link>
    <dc:creator>Remy</dc:creator><description><![CDATA[Fuck you, Fox.  Fuck.  You.]]></description>
<dc:subject>fox tv absurd arresteddevelopment</dc:subject>
<dc:identifier>https://pinboard.in/u:Remy/b:4d88a8ca2e12/</dc:identifier>
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	<rdf:li rdf:resource="https://pinboard.in/u:Remy/t:absurd"/>
	<rdf:li rdf:resource="https://pinboard.in/u:Remy/t:arresteddevelopment"/>
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</item>
<item rdf:about="http://www.digitalpraise.com/pr/10262005.html">
    <title>Digital Praise Now Shipping Dance Praise™ Christian-Themed Dance Arcade Game For PCs</title>
    <dc:date>2005-10-26T15:09:34+00:00</dc:date>
    <link>http://www.digitalpraise.com/pr/10262005.html</link>
    <dc:creator>Remy</dc:creator><description><![CDATA[Dance Dance Resurrection comes to pass!]]></description>
<dc:subject>ddr religion absurd</dc:subject>
<dc:identifier>https://pinboard.in/u:Remy/b:812b258dec85/</dc:identifier>
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</item>
<item rdf:about="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0447854/">
    <title>IMDB listing for Bambi II</title>
    <dc:date>2005-08-26T19:27:04+00:00</dc:date>
    <link>http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0447854/</link>
    <dc:creator>Remy</dc:creator><description><![CDATA[2006 is going to be AWESOME.]]></description>
<dc:subject>movies absurd disney</dc:subject>
<dc:identifier>https://pinboard.in/u:Remy/b:782c790b22d1/</dc:identifier>
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</item>
<item rdf:about="http://www.blackfilm.com/20050819/features/snakesonaplane.shtml">
    <title>August 2005 | blackfilm.com | features |  first look | Snakes on a Plane</title>
    <dc:date>2005-08-24T03:17:45+00:00</dc:date>
    <link>http://www.blackfilm.com/20050819/features/snakesonaplane.shtml</link>
    <dc:creator>Remy</dc:creator><description><![CDATA[Pictures!  Of snakes!  On planes!]]></description>
<dc:subject>snakesonaplane movies photos absurd</dc:subject>
<dc:identifier>https://pinboard.in/u:Remy/b:563c9a501170/</dc:identifier>
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</item>
<item rdf:about="http://www.venganza.org/">
    <title>Open Letter To The Kansas School Board</title>
    <dc:date>2005-08-03T17:20:07+00:00</dc:date>
    <link>http://www.venganza.org/</link>
    <dc:creator>Remy</dc:creator><description><![CDATA["I and many others around the world are of the strong belief that the universe was created by a Flying Spaghetti Monster." [via pamela]]]></description>
<dc:subject>absurd funny education religion science</dc:subject>
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<item rdf:about="http://mozdev.org/pipermail/greasemonkey/2005-July/004033.html">
    <title>Unbelievably huge Greasemonkey security hole</title>
    <dc:date>2005-07-19T04:53:32+00:00</dc:date>
    <link>http://mozdev.org/pipermail/greasemonkey/2005-July/004033.html</link>
    <dc:creator>Remy</dc:creator><description><![CDATA["This is why god invented the <blink> tag."]]></description>
<dc:subject>greasemonkey security absurd</dc:subject>
<dc:identifier>https://pinboard.in/u:Remy/b:e1587ad43823/</dc:identifier>
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</item>
<item rdf:about="http://www.flickr.com/photos/pumpkin/sets/538104/">
    <title>ZOMBIES - a photoset on Flickr</title>
    <dc:date>2005-07-17T23:19:10+00:00</dc:date>
    <link>http://www.flickr.com/photos/pumpkin/sets/538104/</link>
    <dc:creator>Remy</dc:creator><description><![CDATA["You know those nerdy Cegep kids who run around on the mountain during Tam Tams fighting with duct tape weapons?"]]></description>
<dc:subject>photos flickr zombies absurd cool funny</dc:subject>
<dc:identifier>https://pinboard.in/u:Remy/b:604ef7544115/</dc:identifier>
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	<rdf:li rdf:resource="https://pinboard.in/u:Remy/t:zombies"/>
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	<rdf:li rdf:resource="https://pinboard.in/u:Remy/t:cool"/>
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<item rdf:about="http://www.gamespot.com/news/2005/06/03/news_6126957.html">
    <title>Miyamoto: Today's games &quot;too long&quot; - DS News at GameSpot</title>
    <dc:date>2005-06-04T01:34:50+00:00</dc:date>
    <link>http://www.gamespot.com/news/2005/06/03/news_6126957.html</link>
    <dc:creator>Remy</dc:creator><description><![CDATA[Yeah, god forbid anyone play a game that lasts more than 10 hours.]]></description>
<dc:subject>nintendo absurd</dc:subject>
<dc:identifier>https://pinboard.in/u:Remy/b:5cdfd84a2ed2/</dc:identifier>
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</item>
<item rdf:about="http://www.blogebrity.com/">
    <title>Blogebrity</title>
    <dc:date>2005-05-19T18:53:38+00:00</dc:date>
    <link>http://www.blogebrity.com/</link>
    <dc:creator>Remy</dc:creator><description><![CDATA[This is the last thing the world needs - a magazine about bloggers. Entry in Contagious Media Showdown.]]></description>
<dc:subject>blog magazine absurd overkill</dc:subject>
<dc:identifier>https://pinboard.in/u:Remy/b:ca092c605eee/</dc:identifier>
<taxo:topics><rdf:Bag>	<rdf:li rdf:resource="https://pinboard.in/u:Remy/t:blog"/>
	<rdf:li rdf:resource="https://pinboard.in/u:Remy/t:magazine"/>
	<rdf:li rdf:resource="https://pinboard.in/u:Remy/t:absurd"/>
	<rdf:li rdf:resource="https://pinboard.in/u:Remy/t:overkill"/>
</rdf:Bag></taxo:topics>
</item>
<item rdf:about="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/burrito_lockdown">
    <title>School Mistakes Huge Burrito for a Weapon</title>
    <dc:date>2005-04-29T23:36:51+00:00</dc:date>
    <link>http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/burrito_lockdown</link>
    <dc:creator>Remy</dc:creator><description><![CDATA[via Mefi]]></description>
<dc:subject>absurd education funny news food</dc:subject>
<dc:identifier>https://pinboard.in/u:Remy/b:3164de96be3c/</dc:identifier>
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	<rdf:li rdf:resource="https://pinboard.in/u:Remy/t:news"/>
	<rdf:li rdf:resource="https://pinboard.in/u:Remy/t:food"/>
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</item>
<item rdf:about="http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/04/21/p2p_is_murder/">
    <title>Congress confuses file sharing with manslaughter | The Register</title>
    <dc:date>2005-04-22T20:38:42+00:00</dc:date>
    <link>http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/04/21/p2p_is_murder/</link>
    <dc:creator>Remy</dc:creator><description><![CDATA["Since involuntary manslaughter brings, on average, anywhere from 0 to 36 months' incarceration, one might well question the morality of going harder on those who trade files than on those who negligently cut short the lives of fellow citizens."]]></description>
<dc:subject>copyright law politics absurd</dc:subject>
<dc:identifier>https://pinboard.in/u:Remy/b:3bf81f550af6/</dc:identifier>
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<item rdf:about="http://arstechnica.com/news.ars/post/20050420-4828.html">
    <title>The RIAA finally stoops to open extortion, and Comcast helps them do it</title>
    <dc:date>2005-04-20T18:02:35+00:00</dc:date>
    <link>http://arstechnica.com/news.ars/post/20050420-4828.html</link>
    <dc:creator>Remy</dc:creator><description><![CDATA["The RIAA then took the information for at least one woman and submitted it to a debt collection agency, which then contacted the woman and demanded $4,500 compensation for her alleged illegal downloads of music and threatened the woman with a lawsuit if]]></description>
<dc:subject>absurd business music crime</dc:subject>
<dc:identifier>https://pinboard.in/u:Remy/b:cd4db70f56ce/</dc:identifier>
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	<rdf:li rdf:resource="https://pinboard.in/u:Remy/t:music"/>
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</rdf:Bag></taxo:topics>
</item>
<item rdf:about="http://www.4q.cc/vin/">
    <title>Random Vin Diesel Fact</title>
    <dc:date>2005-04-12T18:11:35+00:00</dc:date>
    <link>http://www.4q.cc/vin/</link>
    <dc:creator>Remy</dc:creator><description><![CDATA["Jerry Siegel and Joe Schuster once saw Vin Diesel punch a building in the face, and then powerbomb it onto the sidewalk. This inspired them to create Superman."]]></description>
<dc:subject>funny absurd celebrity</dc:subject>
<dc:identifier>https://pinboard.in/u:Remy/b:17e29e1af5d7/</dc:identifier>
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</item>
<item rdf:about="http://www.americawestandasone.com/video.html">
    <title>America We Stand As One - Music Video</title>
    <dc:date>2005-04-10T17:32:06+00:00</dc:date>
    <link>http://www.americawestandasone.com/video.html</link>
    <dc:creator>Remy</dc:creator><description><![CDATA[If this doesn't win every award the music industry has to offer this year, they are a bunch of commie terrorists.]]></description>
<dc:subject>funny music overkill absurd</dc:subject>
<dc:identifier>https://pinboard.in/u:Remy/b:991810507ab9/</dc:identifier>
<taxo:topics><rdf:Bag>	<rdf:li rdf:resource="https://pinboard.in/u:Remy/t:funny"/>
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</item>
<item rdf:about="http://www.fancyrobot.com/2005/03/poisonous_right.html">
    <title>Liliana notes NY Post flip-flopping on Schiavo coverage</title>
    <dc:date>2005-03-30T17:56:19+00:00</dc:date>
    <link>http://www.fancyrobot.com/2005/03/poisonous_right.html</link>
    <dc:creator>Remy</dc:creator><description><![CDATA[Circus circus circus circus circus circus circus DIGNITY!!!!!!]]></description>
<dc:subject>schiavo death media absurd</dc:subject>
<dc:identifier>https://pinboard.in/u:Remy/b:d8751ea6e47f/</dc:identifier>
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	<rdf:li rdf:resource="https://pinboard.in/u:Remy/t:media"/>
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</item>
<item rdf:about="http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/chi-050321schoolcocaine,1,6895253.story?coll=chi-news-hed&amp;ctrack=1&amp;cset=true">
    <title>First-grader hands out crack cocaine, thinking it was candy</title>
    <dc:date>2005-03-22T02:55:42+00:00</dc:date>
    <link>http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/chi-050321schoolcocaine,1,6895253.story?coll=chi-news-hed&amp;ctrack=1&amp;cset=true</link>
    <dc:creator>Remy</dc:creator><description><![CDATA["Police continued to search for the relatives of a first-grader who found 40 small bags of crack cocaine in his book bag and allegedly handed it out to his classmates, thinking it was candy."]]></description>
<dc:subject>absurd surreal drugs</dc:subject>
<dc:identifier>https://pinboard.in/u:Remy/b:8962e9ec939c/</dc:identifier>
<taxo:topics><rdf:Bag>	<rdf:li rdf:resource="https://pinboard.in/u:Remy/t:absurd"/>
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</item>
<item rdf:about="http://www.thisislondon.com/showbiz/articles/17285072?source=TiL">
    <title>Britney's Bad advice for Jacko</title>
    <dc:date>2005-03-17T00:31:18+00:00</dc:date>
    <link>http://www.thisislondon.com/showbiz/articles/17285072?source=TiL</link>
    <dc:creator>Remy</dc:creator><description><![CDATA["Pop superstar Britney Spears has offered some unusual advice to the beleaguered Michael Jackson – he should get drunk and fight someone in a bar."]]></description>
<dc:subject>celebrity absurd violence schadenfreude</dc:subject>
<dc:identifier>https://pinboard.in/u:Remy/b:46e4dfc24afb/</dc:identifier>
<taxo:topics><rdf:Bag>	<rdf:li rdf:resource="https://pinboard.in/u:Remy/t:celebrity"/>
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	<rdf:li rdf:resource="https://pinboard.in/u:Remy/t:violence"/>
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</item>
<item rdf:about="http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/thr/television/brief_display.jsp?vnu_content_id=1000791397">
    <title>Episode order reduced on Arrested Development</title>
    <dc:date>2005-02-09T19:47:15+00:00</dc:date>
    <link>http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/thr/television/brief_display.jsp?vnu_content_id=1000791397</link>
    <dc:creator>Remy</dc:creator><description><![CDATA[This is obviously bad news for the banana stand.]]></description>
<dc:subject>tv arresteddevelopment fox absurd</dc:subject>
<dc:identifier>https://pinboard.in/u:Remy/b:c3c3a1908ea2/</dc:identifier>
<taxo:topics><rdf:Bag>	<rdf:li rdf:resource="https://pinboard.in/u:Remy/t:tv"/>
	<rdf:li rdf:resource="https://pinboard.in/u:Remy/t:arresteddevelopment"/>
	<rdf:li rdf:resource="https://pinboard.in/u:Remy/t:fox"/>
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</item>
<item rdf:about="http://www.defamer.com/hollywood/gossip/rob-schneider/by-request-rob-schneiders-attack-ad-032113.php">
    <title>By Request: Rob Schneider's Attack Ad : Defamer</title>
    <dc:date>2005-02-04T05:27:04+00:00</dc:date>
    <link>http://www.defamer.com/hollywood/gossip/rob-schneider/by-request-rob-schneiders-attack-ad-032113.php</link>
    <dc:creator>Remy</dc:creator><description><![CDATA["If you sat with my colleagues, after lunch, you would just be beaten beyond recognition."]]></description>
<dc:subject>absurd movies celebrity violence funny</dc:subject>
<dc:identifier>https://pinboard.in/u:Remy/b:c8010e070f7d/</dc:identifier>
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<item rdf:about="http://accordionguy.blogware.com/blog/_archives/2005/1/14/243433.html">
    <title>The Adventures of Accordion Guy in the 21st Century :: Sexy Beast</title>
    <dc:date>2005-01-14T16:44:48+00:00</dc:date>
    <link>http://accordionguy.blogware.com/blog/_archives/2005/1/14/243433.html</link>
    <dc:creator>Remy</dc:creator><description><![CDATA[I always wanted Bill Gates cheesecake pictures!]]></description>
<dc:subject>microsoft funny absurd odd</dc:subject>
<dc:identifier>https://pinboard.in/u:Remy/b:d02e6f1854c7/</dc:identifier>
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<item rdf:about="http://www.electablog.com/2005/01/in-god-he-trusts.html">
    <title>Electablog: In God He Trusts</title>
    <dc:date>2005-01-12T20:35:14+00:00</dc:date>
    <link>http://www.electablog.com/2005/01/in-god-he-trusts.html</link>
    <dc:creator>Remy</dc:creator><description><![CDATA["I don't see how you can be president at least from my perspective, how you can be president, without a relationship with the Lord."]]></description>
<dc:subject>politics religion absurd bush</dc:subject>
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    <title>New C.I.A. Chief Tells Workers to Back Administration Policies</title>
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    <title>Without Fanfare, Bush Signs Corporate Tax Cut Bill</title>
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    <title>Tuna's Red Glare? It Could Be Carbon Monoxide</title>
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    <dc:creator>Remy</dc:creator><description><![CDATA[On the usage of carbon monoxide to prevent discoloring of fish.  [via joi]]]></description>
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    <title>How To Install OS X On An Xbox</title>
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    <dc:creator>Remy</dc:creator><description><![CDATA[Utterly pointless but still cool]]></description>
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    <dc:creator>Remy</dc:creator><description><![CDATA[Max Power...they have the name you'd love to touch!  But you mustn't touch!]]></description>
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    <title>GTA:SA Confirmation List</title>
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    <dc:creator>Remy</dc:creator><description><![CDATA[Redefining feature creep.]]></description>
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    <title>seriously don't drink liquid nitrogen</title>
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    <title>Tom Cruise is fucking insane (Rollingstone.com)</title>
    <dc:date>2004-08-18T00:18:22+00:00</dc:date>
    <link>http://www.rollingstone.com/news/story?id=6420217&amp;rnd=1092364818611&amp;has-player=true&amp;version=6.0.11.847</link>
    <dc:creator>Remy</dc:creator><description><![CDATA["Some people, well, if they don't like Scientology, well, then, fuck you." He rises from the table. "Really." He points an angry finger at the imaginary enemy. "Fuck you." His face reddens. "Period."]]></description>
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    <title>Fuck New York Video</title>
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    <link>http://in8.com/fucknewyork/Resources/fucknewyork.mov</link>
    <dc:creator>Remy</dc:creator><description><![CDATA[NY Prep Kids + Too Much Free Time + Political Parody + Gangsta Speak = Comedy Gold]]></description>
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<item rdf:about="http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/South/08/08/bodies.found/index.html">
    <title>Sheriff: 4 charged in Florida killings over Xbox</title>
    <dc:date>2004-08-08T17:01:00+00:00</dc:date>
    <link>http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/South/08/08/bodies.found/index.html</link>
    <dc:creator>Remy</dc:creator><description><![CDATA[For being a motive for murder, there's no power greater than X.]]></description>
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    <title>Nader office shuts down as workers seek pay</title>
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    <dc:creator>Remy</dc:creator><description><![CDATA[Ralph Nader shortchanges homeless working for his campaign.  What a class act.]]></description>
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    <title>The Sun - Suicide lad wanted phone</title>
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    <link>http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2004350588,00.html</link>
    <dc:creator>Remy</dc:creator><description><![CDATA[This has Darwin Award written all over it.]]></description>
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    <title>This Is The Title Of This Story, Which Is Also Found Several Times In The Story Itself</title>
    <dc:date>2004-06-24T22:47:28+00:00</dc:date>
    <link>http://beebo.org/smackerels/this-is-the-title.html</link>
    <dc:creator>Remy</dc:creator><description><![CDATA[Best version of the Declaration of Independence I've ever read.]]></description>
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    <title>The Official Countdown Site to Hermione's 18th Birthday</title>
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